I cannot repeal the words of the Golden Eel.

I'm having a shitty day due to getting up later than I wanted to and having more to do than I'd like, but I'm listening to The Mollusk and that makes it almost bearable.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Taylor Swift.
Taylor Sw--Beyoncé had one of the best knock knock jokes of all time!