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• One book that changed your life - I can't think of any book that has changed my life in any meaningful way except for The Bible. And it hasn't changed my life in a "born-again" way so much as it's changed it in a "crazy-fundies-are-taking-over-the-country" kind of way. Then again, most of the laws and such haven't affected me directly, so I'll go with The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera since I got the tattoo of it and all.
• One book you've read more than once - The Sneetches and Other Stories by Dr. Seuss, because it's just damn good. I still want a Sneetch tattoo.
• One book you'd want on a desert island - Some Norton Anthology, or even better a modern short story anthology with my favorite story Jon in it.
• One book that made you laugh - I'll just go with the most recent one to make me laugh: A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
• One book that made you cry - Honestly, I can't think of a book where I cried. Plenty of movies, but I can't think of a book. I'll say "any book by Ann Coulter" because anything involving her makes me weep on the inside.
• One book that you wish you had written - Jon by George Saunders.
• One book you wish had never been written - Remember my review of Catcher in teh Rye? That was awesome.
• One book you're currently reading - The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde. It's about Nursery Crimes, the police who investegate nursery rhyme murders.
• One book you've been meaning to read - Eight Men Out.