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Is it bad that I was just singing "What Did You Do With My NetFlix, Moo-Cow?" (to the tune of "What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?") to my cat just now?

Luckily, I found the NetFlix before I had to put her int he scuppers with a hosepipe on her or shave her belly with a rusty razor or any of that.